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My name is not Jajajavier, I'm Piyin...

...and here you may see some ways to contact me

1. Prologue

The old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be =(

2. Introduction

Piyin is but niyiP backwards. It may also be bitch, if you change almost all letters. Life is short, so I better get to it:

2.1. I am like this, ta-da!

  1. I'm a full-time baboon, Hakuna Matata believer: it means no worries for the rest of your days
  2. I really like computers: it feels good to have a dumb but fast instructions follower friend
  3. Life is a sequence of jokes: I have no limit for them and I believe nobody should have one
  4. I think freedom of speech should exist in practice and not only on paper
  5. I really like discussing about anything (literally, I doubt anyone can offend me) and keep learning new things that way =D

2.2. And I do like this, to-do!

  1. I always reply, never leave as seen: I'm never going to see your message unless I have time to answer it, I won't even read the notification bubble (I consider it doesn't help for anything). Once I read it, you'll get an answer in the time it takes me to reply to it, unless I die =O
  2. I will try to reply with honesty, even though it's well known that all humans lie (even some animals)
  3. I will never write to you in an intense manner. If you get bored of me and want me to stop replying, you may simply stop writing to me

If you made it here is because you may want to contact me. If I were you, I would think it through, it is possible for you to regret this xD

4. Before contacting me

  1. It would be an elegant touch if your first message includes:
    1. The word dinosaur, backwards and without vowels
    2. The name of the platform where you found me
    3. The amount of letters "b" appearing on this site
  2. I'm not a notifications addict (I have all of them silenced in the computer as well as the cellphone), which means I may not reply to you in real time unless I actually have the time
  3. Each contact option will tell you what you should do to see the link =D

5. Primary contact: Telegram

It's my main contact platform, given that:

  1. It has free unlimited cloud storage (like Discord, Facebook, Instagram, X)
  2. It doesn't fill my cellphone space nor depends on it (like Signal, WhatsApp)
  3. It doesn't fill my cloud spaces to later charge me for it (like Google Chat, Microsoft Teams)
  4. It has many notification controls so as not to be an addict, including a standalone desktop application with the option to remain besides the clock
  5. It has a lot more tools (like bots, topic groups) which I use on a daily basis to make my life easier =D

The link is *touch me 😏*

6. Secondary contacts

Basically you may find me on any other platform which doesn't depend on the cellphone (if I don't have it you may invite me to register, I always like to try new things). The incomplete list of platforms on which you may contact me in a private way and have free unlimited cloud storage, in order of my preference for good notifications, would be:

  1. Discord: it's a lot like Telegram, but it feels slower and it's not as good with notifications, nonetheless it has more powerful bots. The link is *touch me 😏*
  2. X: it doesn't have an application to remain besides the clock, nonetheless it's good at notifying in the cellphone or via e-mail. The link is *touch me 😏*
  3. Messenger, Facebook: it has a lot of limitations, and notifies very badly for non-addicted people. The link is *touch me 😏*
  4. Instagram: it has a lot of limitations, and it's really similar to Messenger. Notifies very badly for non-addicted people. The link is *touch me 😏*

7. Thatha thatha thathat's all, folks!

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If you made it here, you won a kiss 😗

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